Shakespeare is a tortoise, but genuinely believes he is a dog. He sniffs everything, digs holes in the garden and bites everything at least once.
He also possesses that puppy dog trick, when staring into your eyes for long enough, he can make you give in to anything. If you hold him on your palm looking into his eyes and rotate it side to side, his neck will do all the work and he’d always win the staring completion- just ask Elliot, it’s their favourite game.
He spends his days in what is an absolute disgrace of a human garden, but an absolute paradise of an Amazon for him, so I can’t bring myself to weed out his snacks.
Here’s another video of him dealing with obsticles, that also happen to be my toes…
-Cut into 2 halves-Deseed
-Scoop out with a spoon or carve out the melon meat with a knife to use for the salad
-Pile in your chopped fruit
Cashew Cream with Passionfruit
1 Cup Cashews
1 Cup Water
-You can half the amount if your blender is small and the ingredients cover the blade
-Blend to a creamy consistency
-Pour over salad with the passionfruit
TANYA’S BERRY SHARING SALAD
This is not exactly Shakespeare’s first choice, but it is mine, so I decided to add this salad in too…
You can also do this will any other kind of fruit, but berries are by far my favourite, so what I used are Strawberries, Raspberries, Blackberries and 1 apple for the base
-Chop the apple in half to make a steady base
-Threat the berries onto wooden skewers
2 Tbsp Cacao Powder
ALISSA’S WELCOME HOME SALAD
Chopsticks and a vase
-Dice mangoes into strips for the leaves
-Thread everything onto chopsticks, leaving berries until last